This is so great
Not so good but not so bad.
Through numerous stages of waking and sleeping, my last dream felt something more than just a dream.
I was in a small library room, one side leading out into the larger reading hall. In the room were eight communal cedar tables, bookshelves that covered floor to ceiling, filled with archives. I stood on a bookshelf ladder, eavesdropping on various conversations as I scrolled across a bookshelf. Near me were two deceased presidents of the United States. I couldn’t make out their identities completely, but it was either Monroe and Madison, or Van Buren and Harrison. They were discussing issues with the Cabinet and the upcoming meeting, unaware of their deaths. I stood on the ladder in fear that the ground would entrap me and release me back to my waking state (and then I was fully aware I was dreaming).
I blinked and then suddenly I was sitting at one of the cedar tables, speaking to a friend I know. He knew I was dreaming, and I knew that he was from the past. I then wondered if I could take a relic back to the real world in attempt to utilize my dreams as a medium to obtain information. I asked him, “do you have something you’ve written in the real world so I may take back and confirm with the present you?” He handed me a sheet of looseleaf with a poem. I began to read it, but suddenly my eyesight was fading, and I struggled to remember a sentence. I told him I will be back to confirm, and then I awoke.
Unfortunately I did not remember the contents. But now I long to return there.
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
That’s exactly what I thought, too
Epic Rap Battles of DISNEYYYYYYYYYYYY
Hey nice hair
Ms. Curly ass fro
You’re out of control
Mine is slick like the snow
Your right it’s petty to just
focus on your look
Should we focus on talent
'cause we know you can't cook
Go ahead and threaten me with your
little wooden weapon
But not even a bear cankeep me from steppin’
Up on your turf ‘cause I’m
straight rippin’ from Narnia
And if you walk out the door now
I promise no harm to ye’.
coming from a from a Frozen ass bitch
I don’t even need my bow
to deal with this sitch’
I didn’t realise you started rapping
'cause I thought we kept it classy
With the noises coming out your mouth
I thought it was your sister being gassy!
You’ll destroy yourself
by keepin’ everything inside
Your powers can’t be controlled ‘cause
your sick in the mind!
Both parents are dead!
Now you’re ill in the head -
If I didn’t know better I’d say you hated red -
Hair! Cause you changed your sis
Didn’t notice till now but your fate is this
To be upstaged by we the new dominate race
I guess people like us better b/c gingers are running this place.
Don’t pop your top
you unreasonable scot
If you weren’t so selfish then you’d’ve not
turned your mom to a bear
how the hell is that fair?
At least when I try and change people
I only change their hair!
If you say you can go change your fate
But I know the only reason you say you can
Is cause you suck at choosing a date!
Don’t bring up dates to me, ai’ght
'Cause your sister knocked down two me in two nights!
And yet there you are up in your castle aloneHope you don’t get frostbite sweetie just from sitting on your throne!
Once you look inside yourself you’ll realise your a sham
Not an actual royal specimen like I am.
And now you understand I’ve just kicked your ass, so
take my solemn advice dear.
And let it go.
This is 100% what everyone does in their room when they are alone, and this girl filmed it. Bravo.
this is my favorite video in all of human history
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS THE OTHER DAY THIS CUTE GIRL her laugh is so infectious goddammit
oh my goodness as someone who does not have a mac i was not aware this was a thing people did DO PEOPLE REALLY DO THIS AND WHY HAVE I NEVER KNOWN